ostracizedpoodle:

the police can’t tell me what to do

they’re not my real mom 

tayelchapo:

dis nigga got every license except the one he need the most 

tayelchapo:

dis nigga got every license except the one he need the most 

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herecomeschaos:

i really hate the word colonel

because

that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language

greatwhiteprivilege:

my least favorite animals are children